Dear Jackpot Santa,

Thanks for paying us a visit on 27/Mar/2006 and you had done a good job by giving us a big surprise.

I thought Santa will only work on Christmas eve and some handworking ones might work during Xmas week, I didn't expect that we received your early Xmas visit in March 2006 instead of December 2006.

I don't know where is your office address, and I don't know how to email or write in a letter to a Bangla Jackpot Santa, so I decided to send in my warmest regards here and hope you will read it someday in your cursing life:-

Without your vist, I wouldn't know how Santa broke in ppl house.

Without your viist, I wouldn't take Emergency Leave which will also affect my next year bonus matrix.

Without your visit, my [wedding rings] wouldn't have an early chance to be worn on ppl fingers. [To my ex-wedding-rings: Take good care of yourselves and make sure you bring the most cursing wish to the Jackpot Santa]

Without your visit, achew wouldn't have chance to stop DOTA-ing for few days.

Without your visit, achew wouldn't have chance to look for his next Nikon camera.

Without your visit, I would not have chance to dispose off my old laptop and PDA.

Without your visit, we wouldn't have chance to zzz in 4am on 28/Mar.

Thanks for not messing up my house when you were searching for your targets.

Thanks for spoiling my door lock, without you, we wouldn't have an excuse to change the lock.

Oh, my "Hendrix-Cursing" Bonggol Bangla Jackpot Santa, I thought Santa's mission is to bring happiness to ppl. I think your were in a hurry when you came to my house and made you forgot to leave some gifts to us and I will feedback to B.B.S.A.I. online [Bonggol Bangla Santa Association Internaltional] and hopefully they will improve their Bangla Santa service level next time. Another thing is, the muddy shopping bag that you left in my study room, I guess you will not need it anymore as you've already mistaken achew RM300 Lowepro camera bag in your last visit. However, we gave it to the CSI and begged them to try their best to return this shopping bag to you in the court.

Thank you with cursing regards,
Dan